THAT'S SIR NOISEBOYARTIST TO YOU!!
Eff yeh hahd de chence ta chenge ya faet, woojer? Ah giss nort!!
Here to be a man, wear a kilt, and drink beer.
Twenty-something Strayan. Former vampire.
Not actually a lady dwarf, that's Zifi. My eyeliner isn't as neat as hers. I am just a skinny white girl's potato.
"The fourth wheel just left to eat at a different restaurant so I guess we'll be having awkward for dinner..."
Last time I was here this was fuckiNG SOUP!
Ooh switched on 2nd December 2013 hey hey hey looks like a train line, shaped like a train line, gold like a train line thing.
These posts reflect my actual interests with 7% accuracy!
I have a pineapple.
Minecraft Mondays. Sometimes.
Most proud to have killed Lieutenant Bastard at a molecular level... AND FIX MY DAMN JUKEBOX!!!

16th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 211,106 notes

costumecanuck:

hilgar:

bookgasms:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.

My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.

Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.

Source: itsstuckyinmyhead

16th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Delicious Designs with 145 notes

16th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Oh, we're so disarming darling with 80,091 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been like, “Neil Gaiman, what are you doing in my falafel?”

Source: arthurtimothyread

16th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Donuts with 827 notes

fullcravings:

Pumpkin-Cinnamon Sugar Doughnuts

fullcravings:

Pumpkin-Cinnamon Sugar Doughnuts

Source: fullcravings

16th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from W I S T with 21,540 notes

rumoko:

chrisman1024:

rumoko:

Hulk Hogan is an asset to America

Is no one going to question the man throwing the dog into the water in the background?

Interesting you should ask.

First of all, let’s take a look at some Tumblr comments on this.

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so.. CAN we just talk about the dog?

The dog - which is featured in the first two panels of the comic?

The dog - about which the I primarily created the comic?

Did anyone notice that dog?

DID THEY?

Source: rumoko

16th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Coffee, Tea & Sympathy with 134 notes

coffee-tea-and-sympathy:

Simple Pumpkin Cheesecake Trifles by MyBakingAddiction

coffee-tea-and-sympathy:

Simple Pumpkin Cheesecake Trifles by MyBakingAddiction

4th October 2014

Post reblogged from Mr. Bones' Wild Ride with 12,561 notes

ninastestanin:

igotoseekmygreatperhaps:

Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.

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3rd October 2014

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chelseajadexo:

THIS IS MY CITY THOUGH????

chelseajadexo:

THIS IS MY CITY THOUGH????

Source: rlyhigh

3rd October 2014

Photo reblogged from Nikki J's Scrapheap with 465,226 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

Source: shopjeen

2nd October 2014

Photo reblogged from Nikki J's Scrapheap with 416,416 notes

forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

forged-mello:

robensemble:

That escalated quickly.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Source: just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl

2nd October 2014

Photo reblogged from The Problem With Problems with 241,067 notes

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

Source: memeguy-com

2nd October 2014

Photo reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 205,265 notes

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

Source: youarethemelodyinmyhead

2nd October 2014

Photo reblogged from Bears Beat Battle Star??? with 8,352 notes

gifsboom:

via

gifsboom:

via

Source: gifsboom

29th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Donuts with 139 notes

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27th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Oh, we're so disarming darling with 289,077 notes

bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

Source: bottomjared