THAT'S SIR NOISEBOYARTIST TO YOU!!
Eff yeh hahd de chence ta chenge ya faet, woojer? Ah giss nort!!
Here to be a man, wear a kilt, and drink beer.
Twenty-something Strayan. Former vampire.
Not actually a lady dwarf, that's Zifi. My eyeliner isn't as neat as hers. I am just a skinny white girl's potato.
"The fourth wheel just left to eat at a different restaurant so I guess we'll be having awkward for dinner..."
Last time I was here this was fuckiNG SOUP!
Ooh switched on 2nd December 2013 hey hey hey looks like a train line, shaped like a train line, gold like a train line thing.
These posts reflect my actual interests with 7% accuracy!
I have a pineapple.
Minecraft Mondays. Sometimes.
Most proud to have killed Lieutenant Bastard at a molecular level... AND FIX MY DAMN JUKEBOX!!!

29th September 2014

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27th September 2014

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bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

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26th September 2014

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melissasueart:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

welp I’m set for the night.

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26th September 2014

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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25th September 2014

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25th September 2014

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f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

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24th September 2014

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22nd September 2014

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After Birmingham score in the dying moments and put themselves back into second and above Liverpool, Fara Williams scores straight from the kick off, lobbing the keeper from the halfway line. The goal gave Liverpool the win, and left them sitting just one point behind leaders Chelsea with two games remaining. Birmingham were above Liverpool for only 30 seconds before Williams’ strike.

20th September 2014

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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20th September 2014

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tastefullyoffensive:

[axelhansson]

tastefullyoffensive:

[axelhansson]

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20th September 2014

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bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.


I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

Source: neilcicierega

19th September 2014

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prisonforjerks:

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

First thigh gaps and now eternal voids? Fuck the patriarchy and the standards women have to try to live up to D:

prisonforjerks:

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

First thigh gaps and now eternal voids? Fuck the patriarchy and the standards women have to try to live up to D:

Source: oldmancaleb

19th September 2014

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So after a few months of being locked out I have changed my password and we’re back and ready to roll, baby!

14th July 2014

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18th June 2014

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socalfeminist:

life

socalfeminist:

life

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