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I don’t care if it is 6am, I’m having a beer.
Lord of the Dad Jokes [x]
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
HAHAHAHA THE QUOTE IS SO PERFECT
Is Caesar going to die
no spoilers please
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
This is my new favorite post in the history of ever.
I can’t ever help reblogging Ringo.
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