THAT'S SIR NOISEBOYARTIST TO YOU!!
Eff yeh hahd de chence ta chenge ya faet, woojer?
Here to be a man, wear a kilt, and drink beer.
Twenty-something Strayan. May as well be a vampire.
Not actually a lady dwarf, that's Zifi. My eyeliner isn't as neat as hers. I am just a skinny white girl's potato.
"The fourth wheel just left to eat at a different restaurant so I guess we'll be having awkward for dinner..."
Once spent a year trying to convince a girl to come to Brisbane, instead she moved to Melbourne. Now I'm stuck in a police state and she's having the time of her life.
Ooh switched on 2nd December 2013 hey hey hey looks like a train line, shaped like a train line, gold like a train line thing.
These posts reflect my actual interests with 7% accuracy!
I have a pineapple.
Minecraft Mondays. Sometimes.
Most proud to have killed Lieutenant Bastard at a molecular level... AND FIX MY DAMN JUKEBOX!!!

14th July 2014

Photo reblogged from † Blood of innocence burning in the skies † with 79 notes

18th June 2014

Photo reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 103,209 notes

socalfeminist:

life

socalfeminist:

life

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18th June 2014

Photoset reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 48,556 notes

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9th June 2014

Quote with 109 notes

I don’t care if it is 6am, I’m having a beer.
— Alan Jones after Daniel Ricciardo claimed his first ever Formula 1 race win this morning in Montreal.

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9th June 2014

Photoset reblogged from Bears Beat Battle Star??? with 64,073 notes

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8th June 2014

Photoset reblogged from W I S T with 126,769 notes

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2nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 5,728 notes

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29th May 2014

Photoset reblogged from W I S T with 13,834 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Lord of the Dad Jokes [x]

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29th May 2014

Photo reblogged from a drop of blood in a saucer of milk. with 336,511 notes

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29th May 2014

Post reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 240,083 notes

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

Source: fuckyeahradiodeadair

29th May 2014

Post reblogged from Bears Beat Battle Star??? with 122,971 notes

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

Source: bananaschnapple

26th May 2014

Photoset reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 358,750 notes

you-rode-a-farty-donkey:

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

HORSE TORNADO

Source: iraffiruse

23rd May 2014

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theresroom-togrow:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

HAHAHAHA THE QUOTE IS SO PERFECT

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22nd May 2014

Photoset reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 66,991 notes

hellotailor:

aryastarque:

Is Caesar going to die

no spoilers please

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22nd May 2014

Post reblogged from mischa's brain farts with 262,939 notes

pluckyyoungdonna:

mandamaysmusings:

halinacrown:

official-canadianjesus:

roman-sunshine:

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

image

This is my new favorite post in the history of ever.

I can’t ever help reblogging Ringo.

Source: roman-sunshine